A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
2006-08-22 06:30:51 · 10 answers · asked by 2BaD4u 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, nice but heard it years ago. Look at the joke on my 360 blog for today.
2006-08-22 06:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
~ha ha that's cute, here's another for ya:
A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.
The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."
"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!" "OK," says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."
2006-08-22 14:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by hlpz76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm...not a very nice thing to say about blondes-I am one. We are just as sensitive as everyone else, so maybe you should really look at them to see past the blonde through their eyes and into their soul. You just may find that a blonde is in the horizon for you and it could be the best thing that ever happened to you. Reconsider your position on stigmatizing a group of people because of their hair color. In the end, you will be doing yourself a favor as well as some justice. Have a great day. :-)
2006-08-22 13:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by sweetpea 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They both can hold a large load.
2006-08-22 13:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both are Alert and on when you press the proper button.
2006-08-22 13:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by shri 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a jerk! Im blonde and personally i think your an inconsiderate ****** if you really think blondes have no brains!
2006-08-22 13:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah....what Dana said. Pssst! Send me another one....LOL (just kidding Dana)
2006-08-22 14:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by Master Kenobi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious. Tell another if you dare.
2006-08-22 13:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by Lone Eagle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so messed up. But true!
2006-08-22 13:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by marie1257 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was pretty bad
2006-08-22 13:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by laurali79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋