2006-08-22 06:15:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? .
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
2006-08-22 06:16:50 · update #1
Can a vegetarian eat animal crackers?
Can you take an orphan to a family restaurant?
2006-08-22 06:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
1. The Tourist season is generally for, the local Shopkeepers to make money, by shooting on their wallets.
2. Get the question right gal.
Know the difference between ORIENTAL and DISORIENTED
3. The only party to benefit is the Insurance Companies
2006-08-22 06:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by rafeeq_abbas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tourists? Oh, those folks with the funky flowered shirts. I shoot them with an ugly look if they are being a booger!
Disoriented? Good one.
I can't remember the last one. Grrr...
2006-08-22 06:24:14 · answer #3 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think what Bahagyam said was the funniest thing I've read all day.
2006-08-22 06:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and sunflower oil from sunflowers, then what is baby oil made from?
2006-08-22 06:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by Arthur Margarine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wish I had a smart a** answer but they are funny questions.
2006-08-22 06:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by JOJO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) cuz it's wabbit season
2) yes
3) yes
2006-08-22 06:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-22 06:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by foniboki 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahaha...
>ahem<
Funny...made me laugh on this rainy day.....
2006-08-22 06:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by Cloe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
iF SOME NOT SPINNING NOTHING HAPPENS .AS U ARE SPINNING .U WILL BE DISORIENTD bT WHEN U WATCH HE WILL SPIN .aND HE DOES NOT DEORINTED.
2006-08-22 06:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by Bhahagyam 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋