THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're
Married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
2006-08-22 06:13:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a great story. Very sweet and very cute. But I wonder how the father responded to the last answer. Probably had to explain how babies are born.
2006-08-22 06:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by cats4ever2k1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet
2006-08-22 06:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-08-22 06:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by blueyes2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-08-22 06:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor kid. I thought everyone knew where babies came from by the age of 4 lol.
2006-08-22 06:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by QOM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute:)
2006-08-22 06:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See what happens when you tell kids the stork makes babies?
2006-08-22 06:24:57 · answer #7 · answered by Grist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-22 06:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-22 06:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats way cute
2006-08-22 06:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by JOJO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋