For Girls ! Which u prefer MEN or JEWLERY. For Guys ! Which u prefer WOMEN or WHISKY?

Answer 1

I'd prefer one man who will respect me for who I am, let me be myself, and who will be honest with me. I can buy my own jewelry if necessary. I'd choose a good man over diamonds any day.

Answer 2

I posted this before but there are lots of new people here this is for them! It was inspired by "Why a Bottle of Wine is Better than a Man (Part 1 of 2)" which I got in a joke list -- which was also on several other joke sites & lists! Enjoy!

* A bottle will never nag you to keep the freaking toilet seat down!
* Depending on your choice a bottle can keep you warm or cool you off!
* A bottle will never tell you, "The last guy drank me straight, no chaser," or on the rocks w/e!
* You can own as many bottles as YOU want, they don't get jealous!
* You can try as many other bottles, as your stomach can take, your bottle will wait for you!
* An older bottle doesn't need Victoria Secret's lingerie to make you drink from it! In fact older bottles 9 times out of 10 are better!
* A bottle won't monopolize the telephone and always be on it when you try to call!
* A bottle won't keep after you to get it breast implants!
* A bottle will never crowd your stuff out and fill the medicine cabinet with unknown 'beauty' products!
* A bottle won't tell you, "My father always did it this way!"
* Size doesn't matter to a bottle!
* A bottle will go home with you even if you are uglier than sin!
* A bottle will not care how many other bottles you've drunk from!
* A bottle has many 'pick up lines' but you must get to the bottom first!
* After drinking from a bottle you can become a one-man band, great on guitar or a singer!
* Your disappointing appearance, at the bar, you can blame on a bottle!
* Or if you have the dinero, to lubricate the crowd, buy them all a bottle! Caution some times, one or more, of them may think they're better than you, do NOT give them a chance!
* Confidence lessons? Not needed; a bottle will convince you; you are better than Mickey Mantle, Roger Staubach and Willis Reed!
* The way the game turns out, your team losing, is the fault of a bottle!
* A bottle, to many men, is very necessary to even talk to a woman!
* The hotter, sexier and better looking a chick is you need more of the bottle!
* The ugly girl you wake up beside can always be blamed on the bottle!
* The fact that you woke up alone, again, can also be blamed on a bottle!
* A bottle doesn't need to be told, it looks good, dinner was great, or she's the ONLY one for you!
* A bottle will never tell you how to drive or do anything else!
* Any mistakes you make can be blamed on a bottle!
* A bottle won't care if you are rich or poor, as long as you get it home you're alright!
* Bottles don't care that you're still listening to Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra, or Patty Paige!
* A bottle won't tell anybody about your secret crush on Dolly Parton's Boobs!
* A bottle will never divulge the porn sites you visit, where your old Playboy's or video's are hidden, and it won't tell that the 'Penis Enlargement Pills' failed to work!
* A bottle won't discriminate against you because you're black, white, yellow, green or w/e!
* A bottle could care less if you're Catholic, Protestant, Baptist, Jewish, Agnostic or still wondering!
* A bottle will never tell you to, "STOP PLAYING THAT GODDAMN SONG!"
* A bottle will never say, "No," to anything!

And lastly there is this;
* A bottle will never ask, "Does my butt look fat in this paper bag?"

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 3

Uh, depends who the guy is for me. I mean sure the guy could buy u the jewlery-But if their a dumb@$$ or something like that, I'll Just take the jewlery. :-)

Answer 4

Are you kidding with my luck with women.... Pass the Whiskey and a stainless P-38 with a full mag and a Wilson suppressor

Answer 5

well both make you pay for the pleasure, but whisky wont get jealous of you looking at another bottle

Answer 6

men buy jewllery for ladies

ladies drink whisky with men

Answer 7

Men to give me jewlery

Answer 8

A man can keep me warm at night, can fill me in many ways and I can talk with them...men, not jewelry.

Answer 9

Whisky doesn't get mad when you come home with beer on your breath.

Answer 10

women easily, whisky is disgusting