2006-08-22 05:15:51 · 15 answers · asked by c.c. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
horse walks into a bar, bartender say why the long face?
2006-08-22 05:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Talking CLock
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, Jim led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" Jim's friend asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" Jim replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup" replied Jim.
"How's it work?" another friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch" Jim said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "You IDIOT!...it's ten past three in the morning!"
2006-08-22 12:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tony Blair
2006-08-22 12:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by kytho 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An Englishman, an Irishman & a Scotsman walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Is this a joke?"
2006-08-22 12:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by chocolette 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the history of the world part I
2006-08-22 12:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by lal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ya get this worried look on your face and pace back and forth. someone will ask whats wrong. then tell them that you dreamed you had oral sex with a chicken. they will get this funny look on their face, about the same time you raise your hand to coff,and blow out bit of paper that look like feathers, then watch em
2006-08-22 12:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The one about the fish in the bar.
2006-08-22 12:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by coolchik41097 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ur mommas so fat last time she saw 90210 is when she stood on the scale
2006-08-22 12:22:40 · answer #8 · answered by aregitar_jake 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the Brit who spelled "favorite" incorrectly also have bad teeth?
2006-08-22 12:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mammas so fat she jumped in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
2006-08-22 12:25:08 · answer #10 · answered by baseballfreak2570 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋