yo -momma is sooooooooooo((((((((((FAT it took jaws and king kong a month to eat her lol hahaha........
2006-08-22 05:07:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so fat that they had to kick her out of school because every tme she got up and turned around she erased the chalkboard.
Yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house she really sits AROUND the house!
Yo mama is so fat to get her through the double doors at church they have to grease her hips and coax her through with a twinkie
2006-08-22 05:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly, even brittish women can look good next to her.
2006-08-22 12:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by Bigbaddad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor's office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!
2006-08-23 23:15:21 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-22 12:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by caress2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mommas so fat last time she saw 90210 is when she stood on the scale
2006-08-22 12:24:33 · answer #5 · answered by aregitar_jake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so fat that when she type on a keyboard using one finger it covers 4 keys.....
2006-08-22 12:19:38 · answer #6 · answered by Khairudin Bin Salim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu
2006-08-22 16:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by Voodoo Doll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she uses diet soap
2006-08-22 12:15:41 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋