Having recently been dumped I went to a nightclub and got wasted. A brave little chap approached me and said;
"Hello lovely latino lady, why do you look so sad?"
"I got dumped tonight" I slurred
"Well, the best way to get over him is to get under me" he quipped "Would you like a drink"
Needless to say it worked a treat. I think more people should use creative chat up lines and I want to know yours, successful or not!
2006-08-22 04:23:17 · 9 answers · asked by Tarnibee 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"Would you like to come to the South of France with me on an all expenses paid trip. We could have fun by the pool. Go for a couple of romantic meals in some rural restaurant and drink wine till it pours out of our ears?"
Then, when we have finished all of that we could just get back to the house and shag the night away... what do you say, love?"
2006-08-22 04:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by Mr X 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once met a guy at a night club and instead of him asking for my number he gave me his cell phone to keep so that he would be sure to get into contact with me. Needless to say that turned me on.
2006-08-22 04:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by Z. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An absolutely horrible, but very funny one a friend of my husband used to use (before and not how he met his lovely wife) was: How's your fanny for a lodger for the night? Yuk.
2006-08-22 04:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you see the person you fancy,let him see you looking,with a smile from ear-ear in slow motion walking go to him and say (you see my friend over there she wants to know would you like to go on a date with ME)
2006-08-22 05:15:48 · answer #4 · answered by bt1460 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
<----------- very final score: 40 8... So. in different words - I actually have a minimum of fairly a existence... and that i in some cases flow on a date with somebody different than the "Palm Sisters" ;);););););)
2016-12-17 15:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was in a bus and this guy walks up to me and says:
DAMN THAT MUST HURT.
confused i asked what must hurt????????
you falling from heaven
heaven??????????
yes cos you look like my guiding angle
i thought it was sweet
2006-08-22 05:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by glorianna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you smell chloroform on this hankie?
2006-08-22 13:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
during a nice slow dance whisper in her/his ear, your place, mine, or right here.
2006-08-22 04:46:26 · answer #8 · answered by Morrie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna a shag
2006-08-23 09:14:11 · answer #9 · answered by dinkydoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋