Choke and die because the girl helping me was a complete moron and didn't know how to do anything to save her soul.
2006-08-22 04:14:06
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answered by Anonymous
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I've told a roommate that he was poorest excuse for a human being that I've ever met. Not what you'd call funny and not very nice, but, well, neither one of us is perfect.
2006-08-25 17:01:12
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answered by ? 4
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my teacher in 10 grade, that female have scruid my life cause her daughter was in my class only , she use to compare her with me when i was much better than her. at the end of the year while our exam she started fighting with me in the middle of the test , without any reason! i got harassed and gave her amazing bad word in front of whole class, it happened before 10 years but even now i feel like winner whenever i think about it!
2006-08-22 04:19:34
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answer #3
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answered by shal 2
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On-line, I was arguing with this really annoying Turkish dude who insulting everyone and swearing like a dead pig in a microwave.
Anyways, I responded to his vulgar posts by writing: "ah go suicide bomb yourself in a mosque."
2006-08-22 04:15:26
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answered by Tones 6
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I'm not sure if this was an insult, but I once apologized for something and later realized that I had nothing to apologize for, so I took the apology back.
2006-08-22 04:17:09
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answered by To Be 4
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When are you going to start a family? After being married for 5 years and having problems. My reply, "I have no idea, but my husband and I are having FUN trying!". Shut my co-workers right up!
2006-08-22 04:18:01
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answered by ????? 7
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Way back when in Jr. High, I had broken up with my bf and this chick who liked him called me out in gym class saying she stole him from me. I just turned and said, "I'm done with him, you want my leftovers, it's fine with me." The whole class just let a collective "Oooooooooooooo".
2006-08-22 04:40:32
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answered by PaganPoetess 5
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23 yrs. ago I caught my, now ex, wife in bed with another man.
I said to him,"I sure hope you asked her to pick the scabs off first."
2006-08-22 04:20:31
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answered by Cal 5
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Actually not mine, but happened between my father and his brother. My Uncle noticed a particularly filtht hog in a field as they were driving past, and said "One of your relatives?"
Dad just said "Yep"
2006-08-22 04:31:26
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answered by oklatom 7
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This guy asked me for my picture and i said no then i asked him" can i have your picture cuz i collect pictures od natural disasters"
2006-08-22 04:16:45
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answered by Anonymous
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