It never ceases to amaze me. Everytime I look in the mirror, the mirror gets horney, and tries to grab my unit. I try to drink from the fountain, and the fountain tries to make out with me. I simply cannot get any sexier. All praise be to Allah for my hunky beefy studliness!
2006-08-22 03:47:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hahahaha!
With that sense of humor, you probably are pretty damn sexy.
2006-08-22 06:37:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
tht s truly gross dude u turn urself on. u hav isses. i think the mirror is lying cause if u truly were tht sexy...
1.) youd b all ovr tv
2.) youd hav a life and maybe a grl would like u the REAL way
3.)and u had a great personallity and a good heart : cause man u certanly dont and u ugly cause tht
get a life ok. ur not all tht and a bag of chips. and dude did u evr see jonny depp
none can compare to his masculinity and charm and absolute sinfully delicious face. hes trully a heartstopper. u aint got a thin goin 4 ya boy. and ur a chick repelent
2006-08-22 11:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by delibotscows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Likewise, it never ceases to amaze me just how childish some people can be in seemingly trying to provoke others with their mindless prattle.
'Sexier' is in the eye of the beholder. JoLo and others of her ilk are reported to be something for others to aspire to be. They are purportedly 'sexy,' though I don't find her or them so. They are a series of morphing clichés ~ sisterly clones ~ who probably perceive themselves to be something of the 'sexual goddess' mould. Only, they are not.
Having read their words in interviews, I can't think of anything more boring than spending time with them ~ other than listening to their caterwauling 'pop' glugs.
You, I think are probably experience what is termed as 'psychotic delusions' - if what you write is your report as your experiences.
After 3 weeks in an intensive care unit, I apparently reported I was having conversations with John Wayne (actor - deceased), and my family were told that this was 'Intensive care Psychosis,' as a result of the drugs and post operative 'care' required to keep me alive.
One question. If you were declared as the sexiest man in the world, what's left for you to achieve? Where next for you to go? Or do you die in the glorification of yourself while thrusting your loins during your worship of yourself....?
Ah... I am writing on the assumption that you question is put in all sincerity here (though I doubt it). If otherwise, then there is an English 1940's term that would probably accurately describe you, 'A Prune.'
Sincerely.
Sash.
2006-08-22 11:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the prophet Muhammad said that the prophet Yusuf (joseph) is the most handsome man God created. Read the chapter yusuf in the qur'an, very beautiful chapter.
"Then I was taken to the third heaven and I saw Yusuf, who had been given half of the (world’s) beauty"
2006-08-22 10:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by abdulaziiz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to study your religion properly and find out what it says abuot modesty humilty etc...
may Allah forgive you bro, and pleeeease wheres your shame?
wassalaam
2006-08-22 12:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by samurai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It disturbs me that you actually refer to God in your question and then talk crudely. He and I are offended by you.
2006-08-22 10:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by Christian mom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u mean the only come on's u get is from fountains and mirriors?????
2006-08-22 11:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by luluskarma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find you such a turn off
2006-08-22 10:54:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your stupid(lol)
2006-08-22 10:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by tlnay025 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you lack humility and humbleness.
2006-08-22 10:55:32 · answer #10 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋