Is it because they're amazed by the fact it's as big as their forearm? Are they calling me a god? Are they thanking God for giving them the opportunity to give me good lovin?
2006-08-22 03:31:21 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh mo ham here we go again you slaphead scum infested blackhead dog face quim lipped snob a r s e fat head baby's arm holding an apple lover man shaggy man I can see that thing waving in the wind with a smile on its face destined to come my way. All I have to do is say 'open wide'.........................................................
2006-08-22 06:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by stingmyflesh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Becuase you're hiding the leader of an alien race a la Total Recall
2006-08-22 03:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is most likely because most women aren't accustomed to seeing a man drop his pants in a public market. That and the baguettes look quite manly by comparison.
2006-08-22 03:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have thought this was obvious hun. All of your previous questions lead me to believe you are a huge hulk of naked manliness, therefore the exclamation of "Oh My God!!" when women see your bits is only to be expected. Praise indeed for the one who created such a fine fella. Can i point out, what i find most endearing about you is your extreme modesty.
Lol, thanks for making me laugh - again :-)
2006-08-22 03:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its good to make woman say OH my God
2006-08-22 03:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the rest of what they are saying:
"Oh my God! That looks just like a penis.....only smaller!"
2006-08-22 03:41:23 · answer #6 · answered by tallerfella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you using a magnifying glass? Try a mirror! That black wizened two inches, ai'nt doodly squit. 'Oh my God, It's a woman!"
2006-08-22 03:42:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos you made them say "Oh my God!" coz your willy sooooooooooooooooooo small and BIG point for me is 2 points Yet!
2006-08-22 03:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sir Alan Sugar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's probably more like"oh my god, i'm so sorry for you" there is a difference in our tones, something you must really listen for... good luck with that thing...sounds like you'll need it, hmmm on second thought maybe show it to your sister....she'll know...
2006-08-22 03:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by SERENDIPITY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they cant see anything apart from 2 arseholes!
2006-08-22 03:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by NiceguyNastysex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋