I was at Sea World and saw the Dolphins having an orgy in the tank.
My question is this: Is the main tank in Sea World where Terrorist Dolphins go after they martyr themselves?
They were having an orgy and it looked like there were a lot of virgin dolphins there too!
2006-08-22 03:28:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Funny!
Is it that the dolphins were terrorists and committed unspeakable crimes or were they just too dumb to do tricks, so they get to swim around in a pool and have sex all day?
See being dumb pays off in the end...
2006-08-22 03:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No But the main tank at Sea World should contain Man eating Sharks and all the evil murdering Terrorists should be sent there .
to receive the punishment they richly deserve .
2006-08-22 10:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if you counted 73 dolphins. 72 are virgins...I dont know what happens when all 72 are used up in the first 24 hours of martyrdom. I guess they end up in a tuna can?
2006-08-22 10:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by smitty031 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obviously the virgins weren't there for long.
What happens when the new dolphins come in....where are they going to get another 7 virgin dolphins from????
Oh No....there'll be war
2006-08-22 10:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by TonyB 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude, dolphins are way too inteligent to be of islamic background. So you've been to sea world, good for you.
2006-08-22 10:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no such thing as a Terrorist Dolphin
2006-08-22 10:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by MARS1951 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooooooh...you're gonna get in trouble ha ha ha
I've never seen such an event. Must've been quite the experience
2006-08-22 10:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by stacey 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
On a more important and serious note -
"Land Rights 4 Gay Whales!"
Maybe you should direct your attention to this!
2006-08-22 10:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by NiceguyNastysex 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure you'll forgive me if I comepletely ignore your question but why were you watching Dolphin porn?
2006-08-22 10:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by W0LF 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good grief, waste your 5 points or what!
2006-08-22 10:37:13 · answer #10 · answered by Annie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋