2006-08-22 03:09:02 · 12 answers · asked by mark m 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Skin Conditions
Go find your mommy and ask her to change your pants.
2006-08-22 03:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by Lindsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be embarrassed....VERY embarrassed!
no seriously...if this gassy situation is a problem I'd suggest seeing your doctor about it...maybe the doctor can refer you to a gastroenterologist to have your bowels looked at. They'll do some tests to see if you have any diseases that cause what is known as "Spontaneous Flatulent Bowel Movements in the Panties"
Left untreated, it could be serious...your bank account may get smaller due to having to constantly buy new knickers. This symptom is known widely as "deteriorating bank accountitis"...and may result in "broke-ism"
I feel for you buddy, but get it checked out. The world doesn't need anymore accident prone bottoms...we have enough poop coming from the mouths of politicians!
Good luck with your condition!
Merlin the Cat
2006-08-22 03:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by MerlinTheCat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1- Change your Huggies.
2- Get a Life.
2006-08-22 03:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by not_gullible 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up? At the very least, a load of laundry! No pun intended LOADMEISTER!
2006-08-22 06:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by Redwood Mermaid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, clean yourself up then wash your clothes. you can either pray that noone you know finds out about this, or you can tell everyone and make a big joke out of it and be proud of it. your choice!
2006-08-22 03:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by when's my next vacation??? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
accidents happen to the best of us. just clean yourself off, smile, take life as it is and move on.
2006-08-22 16:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by michelle g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOPS! YOU SHARTED!!!!!
BE CAREFUL FROM NOW ON. IF YOU CAN'T FART WITH CONFIDENCE, THEN WAIT UNTIL YOU GET OVER A TOILET.
OH.....AND DESTROY THE EVIDENCE! THROW YOUR PANTS AWAY.....
2006-08-22 05:03:09 · answer #7 · answered by pandora the cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change your pants and wash your but wash the pants go buy diapers and use them
2006-08-22 06:58:49 · answer #8 · answered by barbwht 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUH....Maybe you could go clean yourself off.....and a little to much info.
2006-08-22 03:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by babygirl18 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAHAHA Merlin!!!
2006-08-22 06:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by pearl_of_your_ocean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋