Is it dangerous to eat a cat you've just poisoned? And what do I tell my neighbor, it's owner?

Question

This isn't Oprah, it's Opera!

Answer 1

YES it is dangerous, but please do it anyway! And tell the neighbour you are an freakin idiot (if he/she has not already discoverd this about you!)

Answer 2

It depends on the poison. Cyanide apparently smells like burnt almond, so it makes sense that it will add a nice "nutty" flavor to the putrefying cat corpse.

On the other hand, if you used strychnine or something similar, the incredibly juicy flavor of the cat will be tarnished by the lock-jaw and sudden death that follows.

Your neighbor really doesn't need to know anything. Just invite him to the bar-b-q, and be sympathetic when he cries about his dear sweet missing pet.

Answer 3

Are you Chinese? Because I was wondering how Steve G can make that assumption.

(Do Chinese eat cats? I don't think so)

Yes, you can eat the cat. The poison will only affect animals. You will enjoy it with a bottle of white wine. Tell your neighbor to join you for the new dish you have created.

Answer 4

earlier you pass irrational and poison those cats, am i able to grant some greater clever concepts? (a million) call your community animal administration officer. possibly they are able to p.c.. up the cats and locate out who they belong to, and get them out of your hair, with the aim to communicate. (2) call your community animal look after and ask for concepts a thank you to handle this messy situation...i do no longer think of there's a decrease to how some distance they'll come if it prevents animals from being harmed. possibly they are strays or ferals that would desire to be "rehabilitated" or if all else fails humanely euthanized...poisoning isn't the respond. you won't be able to be so some distance out interior the boonies that no person will help this concern.

Answer 5

Absolutely not a problem. In fact poison in a cat adds flavor like a fine marinade.
Do not tell your neighbor directly that you have in fact poisoned and consumed her cat. That would be cruel. It is far more gentile to let her know of kitty's fate through subtle signs. for example, you could start wearing the kitty's color as a bracelet. you have a coonskin cap made from the kitty's fur, replete with the full tail. You could meow at your neighbor plaintively whenever you see her. These subtle clues to kitty's fate are far more palatable than coming right out and saying "by the way I ate your cat...burp".
Your neighbor will appreciate your sensitive approach.

Answer 6

No eat the cat by all means, and then when you suffer a horrible death things will be even. Get some help you sicko.

Answer 7

No it is not dangerous,you should use this opportunity to invite your neighbor over for a nice Chinese meal. They will love it and will tell you it tastes like chicken.

Answer 8

No, it's perfectly safe for you to eat that cat -- but you better do it right now before the pois ---- I mean flavor, dissipates. After you're through consuming it, take a nice long nap (for you, I'd suggest 10 Sudafeds and a half bottle of vodka to help you relax) and then you can think of informing its owner. Bon appetit and bon voyage!

Answer 9

Yes, please eat the kitty. Then when you are finished, go over to the neighbor's house with the skinned-out carcus and tell them what you did.

Answer 10

Yes and tell the neighbor the truth ... they will think you are psycho and won't mess with you or call the animal control people.

Answer 11

That was really mean on what you did..Why would you eat the cat?? You tell them the truth on what you did..