mine?
instant human...just add coffee
2006-08-22 00:22:27 · 23 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Picture of a salt shaker and a butter knife. A salt with a knife.
Tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes.
Enough about me. Let's talk about 'I'.
Free gas. Inquire in rear.
You're nuttier than a squirrel turd.
When I want your opinion- I'll remove the duct tape.
333 I'm only half evil.
when I SNAP you'll be the first to go.
Save the trees. Wipe with an owl.
To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
I have ADHD. Nobody understands me... OH LOOK- A chicken!
Regrettibly all the GOOD JOBS start before I get up.
Will trade girlfriend for FRONT ROW SEATS.
2006-08-22 06:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer surprising mornings to boring fights.
But it was on the shirt of a boy who seemed to be 16... so I don't think he knows the true nature of either situation.
2006-08-22 06:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by charlitacr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh! somewhat?! Get the tickets and burn them. Burn the tee for that element too. Burn the finished lot you have gotten gotten this is linked with Ond direction. they're finished bullshit. Pay concentration to three remarkable music like Radio Head or Bob Marley. Ciao!
2016-10-02 09:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two actually:
1. Wanna see my favourite yoga pose?
2. I'm not perfect but I'm Canadian so it's close enough.
2006-08-22 00:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by makeitclap23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either "Buck Fush" or "Somewhere in Texas, a Village is Missing its Idiot."
2006-08-22 00:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my sons bright pink one that says "Quit Laughing This is your Girlfriends Shirt "
2006-08-22 00:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by vpsinbad50 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I couldn't go to work today, the voices in my head told me to stay at home and polish my axe! "
or " I'm retired and this is about as dressed up as I get!!!!"
2006-08-22 00:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FedUp
2006-08-22 00:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the biker t shirt that says on the back "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off"
2006-08-22 04:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres too much blood in my alcohol system.
2006-08-22 03:24:38 · answer #10 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋