Grab him firmly by the front paws and the back and snap him taut. Run him over a straight razor wedged between your knees, shaving him in rows and rotating as you go. Like eating corn on the cob.
2006-08-22 00:22:12
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answered by Anonymous
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y do u feel the need 2 shave ure cat and r u the same person who put a kitten some where u shouldnt have
2006-08-22 00:19:20
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answered by Lynz Lou XxX 2
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Firmly across the neck with a cut throat razor,
I hate cats!
2006-08-22 00:21:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Why do you want to shave your cat ?
2006-08-22 00:20:52
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answered by willow, the yodakitty from hell 7
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Take it to the airport and throw it into a jet engine, it will get a free holliday as well
2006-08-25 23:58:52
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answered by Anonymous
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Hair clippers. ZZZZiipppppppppp
2006-08-22 00:17:50
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answered by Anonymous
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y do u want to shave ur cat.....it needs its fur to protect itself from cold etc.....but if the fur is too long then trim it with scissors
2006-08-22 00:22:16
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answered by friend 3
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I've seen there are some Instuctional dvd's on this subject, But for some reason they are age restricted!!!
2006-08-22 00:22:34
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answered by st_john_gumby 2
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is this a euphemism?
i'm happy for "cats" to be au naturel, but if you must, I think Brazilian wax is still in fashion
2006-08-22 00:22:16
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answered by wild_eep 6
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your cat might prefer going to a beauty parlour for that. you wouldn't want any nicks on it.
2006-08-25 04:56:24
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answered by saywot? 5
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