a deaf person carried away a blind persons wife and a dump person saw it...how will that person tell the blind
2006-08-21 23:57:57 · 46 answers · asked by sweetie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Type it out on a Braille Typewriter.
2006-08-22 02:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by JustAskMe 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
By "dump person," I'm going to assume you mean a Waste Management employee. In which case, I'm assuming either the deaf person or the blind person also works in "disposal." In my scenario, I'd say the deaf person is a target and he took the blind person's wife as a hostage so he could live, because since the dump guy wants to tell the blind guy, they must be on the same team.
What the deaf guy doesn't know is - the wife is just a trophy wife and means nothing, especially to this mob boss, who happens to be blind. The dump guy tells him by simply saying "Boss, that moron kidnapped your wife," and the blind guy, the boss, the don, says "okay, then, kill them both."
Don't F* with the mafia.
:)
Also, if you're going to ask and INTELLIGENCE question, learn how to spell. Grammar would be nice too. Thanks bunches!
2006-08-22 02:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by barelyliterate 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A dumb person.
Maybe the person was blind, deaf and dumb so that there is no need to tell him or maybe the wife is dumb and still there is no need.
A third possibility is that they are all four different people. Then the dumb person can write a message to someone else who will tell the blind person what happened.
2006-08-22 00:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He gets a piece of scrap paper from the dump and writes a letter to the blinds person guide dog
2006-08-22 00:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The blind person isn't deaf.
2006-08-22 14:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by onlyonemeg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Using the finger alphabet which is used to communicate with people who are both blind and deaf.
2006-08-22 00:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Deaf person can have blind person's wife. Blind person ran off with dump person anyway. And dumb and blind person asked this question, hence the horrible spelling and grammer.
but thanks for the 2 points
2006-08-22 02:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by wzrdsndrgns 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've seen this one done . some blind people can read sign language if it is on if it is signed in there hand they learn this in schools that specialize in helping handy cap people . this is the only way you can speak to someone who is blind and deaf .
2006-08-22 11:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by chotpeper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the person who carried the deaf person is not blind, she is the blind persons wife
2006-08-22 02:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the wife knows karate and lands a few vicious chops on the deaf kidnapper.
the blind husband is unaware.
the dump person goes back to live in his dumpster.
2006-08-22 00:12:38 · answer #10 · answered by statistics 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell the blind person, the deaf one can't hear anyhow!
2006-08-22 14:27:27 · answer #11 · answered by Myzz Undastood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋