there was a sexy housewife and the husband went to work.
her husband's friend came over to her house and she opened the door.
he said: "Hi, i'm Jeff, a friend of your husband. Is Matt here?"
housewife said: "no, he went to work"
Jeff was amazed of her body and ask: "do you want $1,000?"
housewife: "depends... what's the deal?"
hesaid: "open your t'shirt"
housewife: "i don't think so... "
he said: "how about $500 ?"
housewife: "no, i don't think so."
he said: "okay, how about $1,000 ?"
housewife: "well, i could use the $1,000... Okay then"
then the housewife did open her clothes. the guy was so happy.
after that her husband came home and ask the housewife:
" honey, did Jeff came by today?"
housewife said: "yes, dear, he came by but you wasn't home"
husband said: "oh, it's okay, did he bring the $1,000 that he owes me?"
2006-08-21 22:53:31 · 6 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome! i have one for you:
what has two legs and is constantly bleeding?
-half a dog
2006-08-21 22:58:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
super duper
2006-08-22 07:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super duper nincompoop wife.. LOL! hahaha... ;]
2006-08-22 06:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by hualabakanube 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh it is the funniest i have ever heard
2006-08-22 07:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-08-22 06:02:24 · answer #5 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-22 06:23:31 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋