A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant".
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container.........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
2006-08-21 22:40:39 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, i'm using it!
2006-08-21 22:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by matthew c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One.......I HAve Another
One Day A Blonde Went To A Shop To Buy A Television.
She Said How Much Does This Cost?
The Shpkeeper Rplied We Dont Sell 2 Blondes.
She Returned Home And Dyed Her Hair Black And Asked The Shopkper The Same Question.
The Shopkpr Still Said We Dont Sell @ Blondes.
Then She Applied Makeup So it Was Hard 2 Difficult And Went 2 Buy It.
BUt Still The Shopkeeper refused.......
Annoyed She Asked How Did He Recognise She Was A Blonde????????????????????????
The Shpkpr Smartly Replied What She Was Reffering As A TV was Actually A Microwave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-22 05:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Ronaldinho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about this one ....
2 brunettes and a blonde are being chased by the police
they hide in a barn
1 brunette hides with some sheep
the other brunette hides with the dogs
the blonde hides in a sack of potatoes
the police go to the sheep and the brunette says baa baa
so the police think she couldnt be here
they go to the dogs and she goes woof woof she cant be here
they get to the potatoes and the blonde says potato potato
you have won a fridge...........................magnet!
2006-08-22 05:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by squishy_experiment_626 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hihaa Haaa haa
2006-08-22 05:47:18 · answer #4 · answered by foniboki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. But why are blondes always portrayed as dumb in your culture?
2006-08-22 05:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by blind_chameleon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn! That's a new one. Holy S**t! i have a good one to tell the girls (non-blondes of course) this one.
2006-08-22 05:46:16 · answer #6 · answered by viewAskew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, look at this:
THERE WAS A BLONDE WHO WALKED INTO THE BEAUTY SHOP ONE DAY WITH A HEADSET ON-THE BEAUTICIAN ASKED HER IF SHE COULD PLEASE TAKE THE HEAD SET OFF SO SHE COULD WORK ON HER HAIR-THE BLONDE REPLIED NO I WILL DIE SO THE BEAUTICIAN TRIED TO WORK AROUND HER HEADSET SO THE BEAUTICIAN ASKED AGAIN ''MA'AM CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE OFF THE HEADSET''-THE BLONDE SAID ''SURE TAKE A SHOT RIGHT'' THEN THE BLONDE FELL OUT OF HER CHAIR AND WAS DEAD.THE LADY PUT THE HEADSET TO HER EAR AND SHE LISTENED IT SAID'' BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT, BREATHE IN ,BREATHE OUT''-SO NEVER TAKE E HEADSET OFF A BLONDE IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE CHARGED FOR MURDER
2006-08-22 06:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by toby l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... that's the funniest funny that ever funnied this morning
2006-08-22 05:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-22 06:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by singlemom1204 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahhaha a good one
2006-08-22 05:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
check out my jokes...
2006-08-22 05:56:45 · answer #11 · answered by Andrew Petrucci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋