A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we
have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all
put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL
3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say
BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going
to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and
yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he
yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife
yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2006-08-21 22:22:20 · 12 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! And so is your new hairdo!!!!!
Keep ringing........ Oh Keep Rocking!!!
2006-08-21 22:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-22 05:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha 8/10
2006-08-22 06:04:17 · answer #3 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 8/10
2006-08-22 05:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one.....certainly the bells are Ringing....lol
2006-08-22 06:34:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very wiked i gotta use that 1 some day
2006-08-22 05:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by jason6x6x6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That's a good one.
Have a great day!
2006-08-22 06:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if libra guy says it's good...it must be!
2006-08-22 05:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by Nisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL that was good :D
keep posting
2006-08-22 05:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...veru funny...lol..9/10
2006-08-22 05:44:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋