If a man of Mediterranean appearance suddenly materialises in a cloud amidst a clap of thunder, contact the Customs Service illegal immigration hotline 1800 06 1800. Do not attempt to approach this person. Keep this number pasted to your phone.
2006-08-21 21:59:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol
2006-08-21 22:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL well I'm quite sure Jesus would be unperturbed by someone trying to put him in jail, when he comes back he will be quite ready for action, tons to get done.
2006-08-22 05:09:29 · answer #2 · answered by Draco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you not know that Heaven is going to roll up like a scroll? We are but dust compared to the power of God.
2006-08-22 05:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think that is what the second coming of Christ will be then I pray for you, because only God can save you now!
2006-08-22 05:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I've packed my suitcase, and got extra strong sunglasses in case his Halo blinds me.
2006-08-22 05:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus may actually come to kick your ****. Seriously seek help for your alcohol or drug dependancy.
2006-08-22 05:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by traydenma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes sir
2006-08-22 05:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-22 05:05:30 · answer #8 · answered by Voltage Transformer 33kV 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol why is he armed?
2006-08-22 05:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is coming??? LOOK BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-22 05:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by kntsmaid69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋