Shall we start a new religion?
2006-08-21 21:50:18 · 11 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks Fluffer. Now I feel as unoriginal as you-know-who.
2006-08-21 23:37:26 · update #1
See, get with the programme and worship me, you hate-filled scumbag.
2006-08-21 23:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I follow the Church of Norm.
Norm believes in free sex, beer in Church and the front row is reserved for women with 38DD and above to sit in short skirts.
You don't have to give money to the Church to be saved, just put it in Norm's bank account and he will save you by taking over all your sins.
Seriously though, the last thing we need is a new religion seeing we can not handle all the ones we have got and religion has caused more wars, death and suffering in this world than anything else.
What no join together as an Anti-Religion movement so we can exercise our rights as free people to not be annoyed on our days off by Jehova's Witnesses or Mormons knocking on our door.
They are as bad if not worse than phone calls from call centres trying to se;; you stuff.
2006-08-22 05:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by Dave D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been there
Done that
Seen the film
Bought the T-shirt
Registered tax exempt status
Sacrificed the puppies
Brainwashed the minions
Plagued a curse on all your houses
Invaded Malawi
Hijacked countless Securicor vans
Got a Nazi kiddie fiddler into the Vatican
Signed the suicide pact
Persuaded everyone else to go first
Escaped with the collection plate
2006-08-22 05:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think Answers is some kind of weird religion - or at the very least, a dangerous cult!
2006-08-22 06:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Angry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry im sure there is some kind of religion out that that you would like, instead of starting a new one.
2006-08-22 04:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by Shane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard of Mr. Hubbord?
2006-08-22 04:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by Nehyers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im with you bro!! all the way!! we will show them!! our new religion will rock! what shall we call it?? scousebustertinity?? jaz_o the divine way??? you pick it man... we will rock it... these jesus freaks will not know what hit them!! we will corner the religion market... make millions!!
2006-08-22 04:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by jaz o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have time.
I'm currently worshipping at the alter of SilentRunning
2006-08-22 05:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I already have started a new religion. Christian bashers and scoffers are not welcome though. Too bad, too. It involves spanking.
2006-08-22 05:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look up ^ ^ ^ !!!! Way up (NEH)
NOOOOO! Not Scientology! Anything (well, not 'anything') but that!
2006-08-22 05:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by *ღ♥۩ THEMIS ۩♥ღ* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋