A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks,
"What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
2006-08-21 21:13:30 · 7 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I needed that, Thank you. That was very funny, I loved it.
2006-08-21 21:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by J P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm.. LOL my kinda joke, keep running the show
2006-08-22 04:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one, but it is funny.
2006-08-22 04:17:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-22 04:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oouu!! LOL. Mercy! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-22 14:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!! nice joke.
2006-08-22 04:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by ghells 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...nice one
2006-08-22 05:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋