In days of old, this young sailor was about to sign up for a 6-month trip on a sailing ship. He asked the captain about sex life, since there would be no women on the ship.
"Don' ye worry about it, lad. We'll make sure your needs are taken care of."
After about 2 weeks at sea, the lad had a bone that wouldn't go away, so he went to ask the captain how to take care of it.
"Aye, lad, 'ere's ya key. Go open up the door under the ladder. In there you'll find a barrel, take the bung out of the hole and insert your manhood. I think you'll find this arrangement satisfactory."
The lad went down, opened the door, removed the bung, inserted his manhood and got his rocks off in record time. In fact, it was SO good he asked for the key the next five nights in a row.
On the sixth night, the captain said, "Not tonight, laddie; it's your turn in the barrel."
2006-08-21 19:06:06 · 18 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..haha..aye aye..:)
2006-08-21 19:25:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
2006-08-22 02:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by pn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL omg thats sooo funny i'd like to be the one in the barrel!
JOKING
2006-08-22 02:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by columbia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your jokes are really good,i would like to see you in the barrel
2006-08-22 05:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahha it was a good one hv read before but reading it again still gives me the laughs
2006-08-22 02:39:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well seeems nice and interesting guess we could try it ahaa ahaaaa
2006-08-22 02:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o man i feel bad for captain jack sparrow
2006-08-22 03:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahha...funny....
2006-08-22 02:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little weird, but still hilarious.
2006-08-22 03:03:03 · answer #9 · answered by Ouchi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha i like this one!
2006-08-22 02:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmao
2006-08-22 02:27:26 · answer #11 · answered by dalmation60 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋