A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
2006-08-21 19:03:58 · 21 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-21 19:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2006-08-22 03:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by Ouchi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. A divorce lawyer sending out a 1000 valentines?!
2006-08-22 02:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Being a lawyer he could probably send 10,000 cards.
2006-08-22 02:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by Chark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i can imagine a divorce lawyer in my town doing something like this!
2006-08-22 02:08:45 · answer #5 · answered by roxybecky03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that was a movie, u would get 1/15784937554395934 of a star
2006-08-22 02:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by Simmi Reds 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1000 divorces? thats so funny
2006-08-22 02:08:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahha a wickedly good one hahhahha
2006-08-22 02:36:17 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-22 04:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by MisterBane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
just to get buisness
2006-08-22 02:34:28 · answer #10 · answered by Morgan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋