I know I did. They are created in the image of his bunghole. Because I have never met a christian that wasn't a piece of crap or a butthole. So, my new theory is that christians are all God's poops. And those of us who have realized God is a tool of oppression are the world's toilet paper. So let's wipe out these turds
2006-08-21 18:55:17 · 14 answers · asked by John D 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh yea time for a little fecal genocide
2006-08-21 19:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He created man in his image, not CHRISTIANS. What you see is not as real as God. What you see should prove to you their is a God. If you try and tell me we just became without a creator then you need to go rethink some things. Ask an athiest How the whole universe came about to exist and I mean every galaxy and every star, also the ones still forming. Ask how the earth has one set speed it to turn and one set speed to rotate around the sun. Also the sun is just at the right distance for life to be sustained here on earth which includes billions of diverse lifeforms (That according to athiest just popped out of nowhere or crawled out of the Ocean). Where did the Ocean come from then?. Also ask them to get an empty glass and set it up in their house and go back to the glass 20 or 30 years or more if needed and see whats in it..........you know what would be in it? Still nothing. You have to have a Creator and it scares them. Also for the big bang theory supporters........where did the material that went bang come from and the energy to make it go BANG? I'll tell you God created it and he may have made a "BIG BANG" out of it to put it where he wanted it. I won't dispute that because the Universe is still expanding. All in all the athiests have to many questians to explain themselves that the Bible already explains. I'd rather believe there is a God and die and if there isn't I lose nothing but if there is and I've argued to people he isn't then I would lose alot. Think it over friend. Are you really sure about denying God?
2006-08-21 19:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by Eugene 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry you feel this way about me. I've not had a chance to meet you before John, and yet you've determined what kind of person I am without even giving me an opportunity. My feelings are hurt that you didnt' talk to me about this before you assumed I was a "turd that needed wiped out by an oppressive God's toilet paper rolls." At least you acknowledge there is a God and that he has a purpose for your life. That's more than a lot of so called Christian's do. To wipe me out do you need to know more information about me or is it enough that you just know I'm a Christian - I mean I do have some family heirlooms I'd like to pass along if you're coming over to my house, and I do need to spruce up a bit. But you're welcome to come, I make great Southern Sweet Tea, and I love to visit.
2006-08-21 19:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by dph_40 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me introduce myself. My name is Terry. I am a Christian. I am not any of the things you described in your question and/or supporting comments. I am a loving and compassionate human being. I treat other humans with dignity and respect. I am accepting and tolerant of those who are different than myself. I believe in the Lord whole heartily and I did so based on my own experiences and knowledge. You have just met a Christian who is not a "piece of crap". You may not believe it, but it's true.
2006-08-21 19:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know the funny thing is that everyone was created in God's image. So you're only 50% right.
2006-08-21 19:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created man in his image, not 'christians'. Friend, you'll never get your opinion heard if you don't know the facts.
2006-08-21 19:02:13 · answer #6 · answered by monkey jacket 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why is it OK for you to spout off remarks like this about Christians ..and I may say others as well...but let a Christian stand up and defend themselves and you cry like babies saying why are they so judgmental and why to they have to try to force their beliefs on us etc.....it is just the typical double standard that you and others like you like to live by.....you are more of the hypocrite to me........
2006-08-21 19:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by shiningon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chimps share 97% of DNA with humans.
Are they in God's image too?
2006-08-21 18:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No I haven't seen him but if he should show himself be sure to get a picture.
Tammi Dee
2006-08-21 19:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if they are as bad as you claim them to be, then they are obviously not true Christians....don't blame all Christians for a few people's behaviour
2006-08-21 19:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by egyptsprincess07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋