An Irishman goes to the Doctor with bottom problems. "Dactor, it's me harse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. " £1,990 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit", says the Irishman "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
2006-08-21 18:42:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This sounds like an occasion that money laundering should be legal for.
2006-08-21 18:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could find me an Irishman with a rich a**! lol Thank for another good one. Keep 'em coming
2006-08-22 05:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny looking joke with some giddya koop with Cash for doc good he didn't harm that patients penis ha aha
2006-08-22 02:12:11 · answer #3 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like quickzips awnser give him 10 : )
2006-08-22 01:54:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
â¥
2006-08-22 01:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe... punny :)
2006-08-22 01:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋