There was once an old man and a parrot living all alone together for like 40 years.
One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "you know, I've never had a sex in my life."
So the old man, as a favour to his best friend, went to the pet store and talked the owner into letting him use a female parrot for one night for the fee of 40 dollars.
He took the female home, put it into the cage with his parrot, covered the cage and went to bed. He was awoken in the middle of the night to the female parrot screaming she was being killed.
He ran out and pulled the cover off the cage. There he saw his male parrot ripping all the feathers off of the female. "What are you doing?" the old man screamed.
The parrot replied, "Are you kidding, for 40 dollars, I at least want the b-i-t-c-h naked!"
2006-08-21 18:39:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your good : )
2006-08-21 18:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Parrots Rock
2006-08-21 18:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A most sensible thought by the parrot
2006-08-21 18:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she's been in rehab then she's probably doing her eighth step and that's making amends to the individuals you have harmed or completed incorrect to. So consistent with danger you will possibly desire to enable her come and ask for forgiveness yet that would not advise you will possibly desire to be her buddy returned. in basic terms enable her comprehend that component of your existence is finished and so some distance as you're worried you will possibly quite no longer for now. Who knows consistent with danger in the long-term you will substitute your thoughts. besides good success.
2016-10-02 09:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Female bird is a hen? Want the hen naked? ?:)z
2006-08-21 18:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by PaPa Norm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-08-23 00:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-08-21 22:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
That was soooooooo funny!
2006-08-21 18:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by ♫Hope♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is to good you made me LOL
2006-08-21 18:49:40 · answer #9 · answered by jonsey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! LOL. That was a surprise! LOL.
2006-08-22 08:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile
2006-08-21 18:45:41 · answer #11 · answered by jls91380 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋