Florida Gov. Jeb Bush held a special news conference in Tallahassee today to inform the people of Florida of a number of new state symbols. The changes take effect immediately and must be implemented by all official agencies. The changes are as follows:
The Florida State Flag will now be a blue tarp.
The license plate symbol of two oranges will be replaced by a chainsaw.
The new State Song will be "Blowin' in the Wind".
The State Motto will now be "Oh my God, Here comes another one!"
The new State Beverage will be ...anything with an alcohol base.
The new State Tree will be ...anything left standing at the end of hurricane season.
The new State Bird will be the "whipper" will.
The new State Nickname will be "State of Disaster".
However, keep in mind, that Disney will be the "last man standing" as they are up and running the next day.
2006-08-21 18:37:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
teeheehee. I really shouldn't laugh. I lost My home in Louisiana last year.
You gotta keep smilin' in this old world, though, cher.
2006-08-22 08:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god save FL frm Jr./younger Bush...
2006-08-21 19:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seriously am working to find the humor, but somehow it was lost on me.
2006-08-21 18:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... florida sucks.
2006-08-21 18:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by Harsh Noise Wall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So this is how florida is - LOL - bad in geography me
2006-08-23 00:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA GLAD I DO NOT LIVE THERE
2006-08-21 18:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-08-21 18:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋