The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door.
A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?"
Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?"
The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent."
Happy thinks for a minute, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?"
The nun says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city."
So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door.
The same nun answers and says "What now?"
Doc says, "Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?"
The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!"
Doc thinks, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?"
The nun is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!"
So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers.
Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?"
The nun says "NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!"
Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?"
The nun says "NO!!" and slams the door in this face.
Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting, "DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"
2006-08-21 18:08:36 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mercy! Mercy! LOL. LOL.
I'll never be able to look at Dopey in the same way again! LOL.
2006-08-22 08:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNNYYY. Ohh BTW hummdeeedummm Penguins are black and white and nuns where black and white
2006-08-21 18:17:48 · answer #2 · answered by platinummpipes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but how did he spread the penguin's legs?
2006-08-21 18:22:30 · answer #3 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahhahha a really good hillarious one hahhahha
2006-08-21 18:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh... this is my favorite of the penguin jokes... never get tired of this one
2006-08-21 18:14:55 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-08-21 23:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaa... LOL... its a bit long though.. but its worth it....
2006-08-21 18:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by ionne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, that is a different one! ha ha!
2006-08-21 18:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by busybody12 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big smile.....nice...real nice...
2006-08-23 12:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by DukeDxBlue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! a bit long though.... :p
2006-08-21 18:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by lili 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋