this guy who is a truck driver was on a run with his dog, well at a truck stop the dog got hit and died. the guy went to a pet shop to get a new dog.
The pet shops owner says well what the hell do u want a dog for? ive got a toothless rat.
the guy says well what do i want a toothless rat for?
So the owner tells him to pull down his pants and he did.
the rat ran over and gave him the best blowjo* of his life. and the guy says ill take it.
so he heads home and he opened the door and the rat ran up on the couch.
his wife asked what the hell is that..
to this the man replies, dont worry what it is, teach it to cook and get the f#ck out.
let me know what u think
2006-08-21 17:56:55 · 11 answers · asked by rosewalker1987 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 pts to the person who leaves the best joke with his opinion.
2006-08-21 17:57:45 · update #1
It's ok. A guy comes home with a goose under his arm and says " honey this is the pig ive been f***ing". His wife says "you idiot!! thats not a pig. its a goose". The guy replies " shut the f*** up I wasn't talking to you.
2006-08-21 18:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your joke was....entertaining. Check out mine:
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?
2006-08-22 01:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
This is a funny joke. Thanks.
Sorry, but I have already poste my jokes for the night.
You aren't really going to give the points anyway, are you?
You will just leave it up to the voters to decide the "Best".
Right???
2006-08-22 02:00:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, as a joke I only give it a 2 out of 10.
But in your answers Dr Julia seems to have a better 'Sense' of humor ... learn from her.
2006-08-22 01:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by Jonnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its was hillarious n thx for the 2 points
2006-08-22 01:18:03 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a million jokes like that.
2006-08-22 01:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by SpiderMan79x 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too long to be soo bad! what a lousy way to ask for jokes.
2006-08-22 01:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by Daddy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
kinda funny.........but it sounds like sumthin rodney danger field would say, though he is a riot sometimes
2006-08-22 01:16:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG SOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG HAHAHAHHAHA i love that! toothless rat, a guy ditching his wife for a toothless rat!!!!! hahahahahha
2006-08-22 01:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay here's a dirty joke:
A white horse fell in the mud....................
2006-08-22 01:28:10 · answer #10 · answered by jan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋