tell me what you think about these jokes? I thought they were funny...?

Question

1. My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
2. Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"
3. Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
4. I went to my doctor and told him "my penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it."
5. A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

Answer 1

Those were cool jokes. I just love the one about painting the house. Heard that one years ago and you brought back memories.

Answer 2

i really liked 3..it was the best and i liked 5 buh not as much as 5.. i didnt lyk the others

Answer 3

funny hope you have a good delivery the 4th joke cancel the others got a chuckle out of me...

Answer 4

#5 is the best definately funny

Answer 5

Personally, I didn't think they were funny, try me again

Answer 6

Yeah. They weren't really all that funny.

Answer 7

LOL. Funny.

Answer 8

Those were funny

Answer 9

that shyt was whack get that out of here right now

Answer 10

nice