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A man walks into the kitchen and finds his young blonde wife sitting at the table sobbing.

"What's the problem?" he asks.


She replies, "My brother called to wish me happy birthday."

"But that's good -- why are you crying?" he asks.

"He's been arrested," she wails.

"What for?"

"I don't know," she sobs. "He had to hang up before I asked. All I know is, he said he was calling me on his cell phone."

2006-08-21 17:03:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Hahaha...

2006-08-21 17:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

Cell... hahahahahahaha Good one... although what would be the husband's response to this....? Try this.........."Honey, Call him quick before they take his cell phone away.. They only let them use it for five minutes!!" You see.. the husband is blonde tooo.. hahahaha!

2006-08-22 00:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HA HA my brother must be in jail too : )

2006-08-22 00:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

OMG I think I must me in jail too.
DAMN

2006-08-22 00:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

excellent joke it really picked up my day after a rough time at work, thanks keep them coming

2006-08-22 00:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by buyaksha 3 · 0 0

ha,ha,ha funny!

2006-08-22 00:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0 0

I do not get it!

2006-08-22 00:13:45 · answer #7 · answered by Cherries 5 · 0 0

I KNOW BLONDES THAT R THIS DUMB!

2006-08-22 00:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Girl/ deal with it! 3 · 0 0

LOL. Yep. LOL.

2006-08-23 03:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

lol

2006-08-22 00:45:43 · answer #10 · answered by Jumping Jack Flash 3 · 0 0

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