An atheist at sea is thrown overboard into shark-infested waters. He struggles to swim back to his boat but a very hungry shark is already hurtling toward him. He’s scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the Great White open, revealing its teeth in horrific splendor, the atheist screams: “Oh God! Save me!” In an instant, time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The voice of God booms as the man lays motionless in the water. “Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?” Confused and panicked, the atheist replies: “Well, that’s true I don’t believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?” “As you wish,” the Lord replies. The beam of light disappears and the man find himself about to be attacked by the shark again. As the atheist stares in horror at his imminent death, the shark suddenly stops and pulls back. The Great White closes its eyes, bows its head, and says: “Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive…”
2006-08-21 16:55:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
classic 10 that is so funny i was having a bad day and that joke completely cheered me up thanks keep them coming
2006-08-21 17:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by buyaksha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehe... I like this one. I heard a different version with a bear instead. But still funny. 7/10
2006-08-21 17:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, there is a story in there, 1 to 10 i give it a 10
2006-08-21 17:24:34 · answer #3 · answered by cowgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
8
2006-08-21 17:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 5stars 100%yes
2006-08-21 17:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by UNKNOWN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10-very cute joke.
2006-08-21 17:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 10 yes definitely!!! lmao
2006-08-21 17:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny. I haven't heard this one before.
2006-08-21 17:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it very much
2006-08-21 17:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Really thought it was funny.
2006-08-21 17:04:02 · answer #10 · answered by toniab2950 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋