How often should you feed a midwife a turkey sandwich?
2006-08-21 16:52:33 · 18 answers · asked by friendlyguy4ya 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
only if she doesn't warn people first and supply them with one of those WWII Gas Masks,
A midwife should only receive a turkey sandwhich when she has completed the assignment and she has thoroughly washed her nasty hands.
2006-08-21 17:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's friggin hilarious. What if the baby's first smell was a fart? lol.
You should feed a midwife about three turkey sandwiches every time she is about to deliver a baby. That way, you can be sure she farts a lot.
Great question!
2006-08-22 00:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by metalheart19 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not rude for the fart to come only if the delivering mother has a bowel movement. A midwife should get a turkey sandwhich about once every three hours. No soda, though. Too gassy.
2006-08-21 23:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by *Larry P. he's for me* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about a turkey slap instead?
A slap shouldn't bring on a fart like a sandwich does.
2006-08-21 23:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lily 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She probably can blame the fart on the mother...no one would really know. As for the turkey sandwich, i guess whenever she asks for one!
2006-08-21 23:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Four sandwiches, and it's only rude if the sandwiches were laced with pickle juice.
2006-08-21 23:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by huh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, turkey farts are smelly, hopefully your baby didnt come out smelling it.
2006-08-21 23:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by Jinx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trust me the birthing mother wont mind. Her head is someplace else.. Taken by the pain..
2006-08-21 23:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly,TX 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's rude if ANYONE farts without saying "excuse me"
2006-08-21 23:58:10 · answer #9 · answered by Susie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If she does it in your face it would. It's dangerous to hand feed midwives.
2006-08-21 23:58:42 · answer #10 · answered by Ron D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋