talking on the phone... hello... really? uh huh... my grandfather died today too. I am sorry to hear about your grandfather. I cant believe that your grandfather and my grandfather both died today. uh huh...your grandfather died at the same place as mine wow that is something else. when is your grandfathers funeral? on tues? mine too.. what time? 2pm? wow mine too.
hangs up the phone and thinks to himself.. "wow my brothers grandfather died to day just like my grandfather did. and his funeral is on tues just like mine. and at the same time. how am I going to go to his grandfathers funeral when I will be at my grandfathers funeral?"
2006-08-21 16:00:19 · 35 answers · asked by lkwood39 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha! I've heard a similar one before. Except it was in a bar and they were twins and they were really surprised that they live together, were born on the same day, go to the same school and all.
2006-08-21 16:05:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is that a joke? That sounds completely retarded. You'd have to be high as a kite not to realize that your brother's grandfather is your grandfather too. Why were people laughing at that?
2006-08-21 16:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by Tessa ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 23:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gaylord
2006-08-21 16:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny they both have the same grandpa so the punchline wouldn't work it makes no sense. Try another joke ok.
2006-08-21 16:49:20 · answer #5 · answered by Iceman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda corny. Did you post it because you thought it was or wasn't funny? It doesn't really make you laugh, just kinda shake your head and go...oookay.
2006-08-21 16:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by mysonsablessing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huuh weird not really funny, but confusing
2006-08-21 16:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I really didn't think that was funny.
2006-08-21 16:28:00 · answer #8 · answered by usa_grl15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny but still has some humor to it...
2006-08-21 16:06:38 · answer #9 · answered by βεℓℓα ツ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing that alcohol was being served wherever you heard this...
2006-08-21 16:09:30 · answer #10 · answered by Unknown User 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋