What are some cute pickup lines. im bored so i want a good laugh lol. got any good ones?
2006-08-21 15:44:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Kind of corny, but here:
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ***!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
2006-08-21 15:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMBO ok here we go for a good laugh:
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
2006-08-21 15:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by Pan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is an AC/DC music with a great bass solo, i'm uncertain which one it somewhat is with the help of the fact i did no longer certainly hear the music itself, a pal of mine in basic terms performs it each and all of the time. additionally there is a few cool sparks stuff i think of, or perhaps this is yet another glam rock era band. i'm rather constructive this is sparks although. of direction look at some floyd, roger waters is a cool bassist
2016-10-02 09:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy said this to me once:
"Your mom must be a baker bc u got some sweet buns."
lol I wanted to gag!
2006-08-21 15:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is from a guys point of veiw "hey babe do u want to do sum roleplaying ill be osamba binladen and u can be the cave" email jeffyboi77@yahoo.com
2006-08-21 15:54:20 · answer #5 · answered by jeffyboi77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
approach the guy like you know him and when you get up close apologize for mistaking him for someone else. go on to say how he looks just like them, but better looking. then ask questions like where you from and things like that to get a conversation going
2006-08-21 15:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by Kokoa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, I'm Alice and your body is a Wonderland.
2006-08-21 15:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by Karina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kokoa your a champ, thats really cute
2006-08-21 15:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by tyrox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont you ditch the zero and get with the hero
2006-08-21 15:50:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lost my number, can i have yours?
2006-08-21 15:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋