What is the worst or cheeziest pick up line for a girl? be creatvie now!
2006-08-21 15:41:31 · 25 answers · asked by Im sorry if i hurt you♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
did it hurt when u fell from Heaven
2006-08-21 15:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by Myleaka 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here are a few:
"Do you sleep on your stomach? (yes/no y?) well can iI"
"Your right leg is Thanksgiving your left leg is Christmas, can I come visit you in between holidays??"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again? "
"That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be coming too!"
"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
"Why don`t you come here sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
There are 206 bones in your body, but do want another one?"
"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"
2006-08-21 16:06:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
if you were words on a page i would call you fine print
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would U and I together
is that a jet or is it just my heart taking off
is your daddy a thief because he stole all of the stars and put them into your eyes.
someone call the heavens because i think the gods are missing an angel
ALL LAME LAMER AND LAMEST!!
2006-08-21 17:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica Renee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna play Army? I lay on the ground and you blow the hell out of me!
Nice shoes!! Wanna F*%@?
I'm part Irish. You have any Irish in ya? No? Want some?
(checking the girls shirt label) Just as I thought... Made in Heaven!
2006-08-21 16:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Chad J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As long as I have a face you have a place to sit.
Is Heaven missing an angel?
Whats your number? I want to let my buddys know where to find me later.
2006-08-21 15:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by Angelus 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wanna go for a ride on my Harley?
2006-08-21 16:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by 1mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You lick your finger and then touch the person and say "Let me take you home and get you out of those wet clothes"
2006-08-21 16:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by Kylie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha my brilliant friends very nearly boyfriend stated this to her the different day (its an interior shaggy dog tale they have--its soo cute ) your tag is protruding...it says made in heaven edit: haha i purely remembered yet another one.... bff's bf: becca, did you in ordinary words fart? bff: *gasp* no! why? bff's bf: because you in ordinary words blew me away *begins laughing hysterically like men do* *shakes head* men...
2016-11-30 23:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you seeing anyone?
Where can I pick up an application?
2006-08-21 17:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by wingnutrosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did it hurt?
--what?
When you fell from the heavens
uhmm stoopid.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
cause i can see me in your pants
(i actually find it funny but pathetic)
and i hate it when guys call me mommy ..
"heyy mommy" ..since when did i give birth to a guy that looks older than me? jeez.
2006-08-21 16:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
2006-08-21 15:50:37 · answer #11 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋