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These 2 blondes were driving down the road while drinking beer. Suddenly they saw police lights in the rearview mirror. "What do we do," asked the passenger. "Just follow my lead," the driver blonde said. She peepled the label off the beer bottle and stuck it to her forehead. The passenger blonde does the same. Then the police officer walks up to the window. "Have you ladies been drinking?'' the officer asked. "Of course not," answered the blonde driver. "See, we're on the patch!"

okay there it is, did you like it?

2006-08-21 15:20:53 · 50 answers · asked by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

just noticed a couple typos. sorry, but you get the idea

2006-08-21 15:22:00 · update #1

50 answers

That's actually pretty funny...

2006-08-21 15:26:40 · answer #1 · answered by youdontneedtoknowme 5 · 0 0

These days you can't tell blonde jokes anymore. Blondes can turn into brunettes, and brunettes into blonde. But brunettes are in! I guess to stay for a while until the world forgets about the blonde joke.

Anyway who started the blonde joke? I think some of these blonde jokes are pretty flat and makes the teller 'blonde' - if you know what I mean. I am a brunette.

2006-08-21 15:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by joeblog 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha 7/10

2006-08-21 15:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Mya 5 · 0 0

From a blonde perspective 8 out of ten

2006-08-21 15:56:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Yes

2006-08-21 15:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That has got to be worth at least a 10.

2006-08-21 17:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Groan! I heard that when I was like 10, LOL. It made me bust a gut laughing back then :o)

2006-08-21 15:25:40 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

it was okay i give it a 7 outta 10

2006-08-21 15:25:10 · answer #8 · answered by bigbob33 3 · 0 0

Blonde jokes are overdone I think.

2006-08-21 15:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by j 3 · 0 0

Pretty funny

2006-08-21 15:27:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah that was funny I haven't heard that one before!

2006-08-21 16:08:07 · answer #11 · answered by starlight 3 · 0 0

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