it's caLLed Meism and you have to send me $5 and capitiLize aLL your L's and Lower case aLL your i's or eLse you go to a HeLL 10 times worse then the Christian Hell. so if Pascal reaLLy wants to wager wiseLy he better send me $5.
2006-08-21 15:18:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cool dude you figured it out. so far your winning for best answer.
2006-08-21 15:29:07 · update #1
clusium1971, those are aLL good questions, except for the fact that there is no such thing as good questions in Meism, no one shouLd ask any questions, you shouLd waLk by Faith. but because i'm such a nice guy i wiLL answer your questions.
the gods are the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Charles Darwin, Jim Darwin, Eugene Levy and Me.
the uLtimate reaLity of Meism is M-theory, the M stands for Me.
the cLergy of Meism incLudes Me and whoever eLse i decide Later.
2006-08-21 15:45:27 · update #2
is this because capitaL "i"s and Lower case "L"s look the same?
2006-08-21 15:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Cool_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riveting. Now, who exactly is the god or gods of Meism? Is it a monotheistic religion or a polytheistic religion? Also what is the Ultimate Reality of Meism? And what type of clergy does Meism have?
2006-08-21 22:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by clusium1971 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Qur'an teaches us that the human race is given an innate spirituality are inherent in human existence,
but this spirituality can betray us if it is not led in the right direction. To depend on a merely human
feeling of the guiding Spirit is dangerous. Many groups, even cults, claim to be guided by the spirit or
by God or by revelation, yet these groups hold divergent, even contradictory, beliefs. We find people
behaving in contradictory ways who claim nonetheless that each is doing the will of God. "I feel," they
say, "that the spirit guides and directs me."
A credible source of revelation is imperative. Throughout history Allah has selected particular
individuals to convey His message, to receive His revelation and to exemplify it for mankind
2006-08-21 23:01:45 · answer #3 · answered by BeHappy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weLL i think that is the most briLLiant thing i've ever heard... how about if i send you $5 initiaLLy, then i get $3 for each additionaL person i get to sign up? do we have a deaL? aLso, maybe e's should be capitaLizEd too- but onLy in words that aLso contain an L, of course.
2006-08-21 22:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by Duck Fubya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U go to hell..Lol...I don't have money.. I am sorry? will u forgive me?? I don't want to go to hell!! Oh right!! U didn't say anything about ur faked religion..I need information before i pay!!
2006-08-21 22:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you plan on saving yourself? Jesus is the only answer!!!
Sometimes jokes are funny. Sometimes it is odd what people will joke about!
2006-08-21 22:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by Sankofa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you 14 years old?
2006-08-21 22:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just incase u did not know one day all religion will die!! so why bother! jesus is coming to end this nonsense of man made religion!! he did not create one single religion!!!!!
2006-08-21 22:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by Mel G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed a couple L's.
2006-08-21 22:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't afford to have this believe, sorry lol.
2006-08-21 22:23:16 · answer #10 · answered by maggotier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋