i need the most funniest and smartest comment, to send it to a special person.
2006-08-21 15:03:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here is a good one If you are being hit up for money
"If it took a nickel to sh*t I'd have to vomit.
2006-08-21 15:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Nefarious Eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its all about instinct; in case you sense he's a participant, then there's a reason behind that even with the undeniable fact that that doesnt mean he will be a participant with you as lengthy you comprehend a thanks to enhance this relationship into something sturdy he's clearly likes you, believe me adult adult males each from time to time are stupid and dont comprehend a thanks to prepare interest in the right way, i might want to assert supply him a probability, yet you ought to make it sparkling you dont like him no longer respecting others or being a jerk with human beings
2016-11-26 22:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no way I'd ever get accepted to the Optimists Club...
2006-08-21 15:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by heargodlaugh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I’d hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer’s. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it."
2006-08-21 15:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Fortytipper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it OK to take an orphan to a family restaurant?
2006-08-21 15:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband said next time I go shopping he is going to leave me, God am I going to miss him!
I thought it was cute! God bless!
2006-08-21 15:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm look in the mirror
2006-08-21 15:09:30 · answer #7 · answered by xtinkerbellx33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck? Stupid is as stupid does...
2006-08-21 15:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR MOUTH IS ABOUT TO WRITE A CHECK YOUR A$$ CAN'T CASH.
2006-08-21 16:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by Kathryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you love something let it go if it dosent comeback hunt it down and kill it
2006-08-21 15:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋