Work is going slow tonight so I need to waste some points and time. Here goes:
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a rowboat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
Have a good one!
2006-08-21 14:38:34 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha. i really like the SKIPPING ONE!!
2006-08-21 15:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde is going right into a library and is going instantly as a lot because the librarian and says: "i will Take a Cheesburger, Fries, and Chocolate Shake!!" The librarian says; "this is a library!" The blonde rolls her eyes and whispers.. ".....ill take a cheesburger,, fries,, and chocolate shake..."
2016-11-26 22:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by halyard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was totally so funny! I love it, my ex mother in law is a blond and I love that! Thank you for the smile!
2006-08-21 14:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. First one is better. 6 1/2 out of 10
2006-08-21 14:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Laugh out loud funny! I seriously cant stop laughing from that first one! LOL! Hope you get off work soon Timmy! :):):)
2006-08-21 14:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by Autumn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one better ,but they both were good!
2006-08-21 16:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes!! I thought the 2nd one was funnier.
2006-08-21 14:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by Sammy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good # 2
2006-08-21 15:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....u no this one...this brunette goes "awww, a birdie died".. the blonde look up at the sky and goes "where?"
2006-08-21 14:46:29 · answer #9 · answered by babycakez 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love the second one!! That was good!!
2006-08-21 14:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by confusedgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋