Parrot Joke?

Question

A guy had a parrot and everytime the guy brought a girl to his apartment, the parrot would say "somebody's going to get laid", "somebody's going to get laid". This happended a few more times. So the guy thought of getting the parrot a mate. So he went to the pet shop, he asked for a parrot, but they didn't have any, the store owner says to him I dont have a parrot but I have an owl. So the guy thought that an owl was better than noting, so he took the owl home. That night he put the parrot and the owl in the closet, he brought a girl to his apt. The parrot started saying again "somebody's going to get laid" "somebody's going to get laid". The owl said "who, who", the parrot said not you, you flat nose bastard.

Answer 1

good.
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Answer 2

talking parrots are really a nuisance----- here is some more about talking parrot

A social bird had a talking parrot the momemt someone came he use to say 'welcome, sit the madam is in'. If some new customer came he said 'welcome, madam new customer'.
The owner was annoyed of him for some reason and sold it to a parrot seller it was further sold and a house wife was impressed by his talks, she brought him home. The moment she brought him home he started saying 'new house new madam'.

The lady was impressed, she kept him in the kitchen, in the evening when her husband came she tried to impress him by surprising him.she took him to the kitchen seeing him the parrot uttered





' new house new madam, but the same old customer

Answer 3

i admire parrot jokes too, sturdy stuff. The shaggy dog tale is on the parrot in spite of the undeniable fact that, via fact the gents would desire to no longer locate the money for to bid, on the bigger cage, high quality seed, or state-of-the-paintings chook tub. to no longer point out, the companion he had planed to purchase, the female, with the eye-catching plumage. nicely nail me to the pearch

Answer 4

so the parrot did like the owl and the owl thought that he was going to get laid....

Answer 5

Haha. Meanie parrot.

Answer 6

Cute

Answer 7

Very good! Actually a recycled old joke, but still good. Solid delivery, great ending punch line. 8 1/2 out of 10

Answer 8

ohh thats sad he spent all that money on the owl and no babys except his cuz someone got laid someone got laid

Answer 9

i've heard the joke before but it's still funny as ever...even more funny now because i have a macaw that actually yells out gettin' laid and all kinds of other dirty stuff.

Answer 10

Good one.

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