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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."

2006-08-21 14:30:25 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

haha yeah i heard it before :) ♥

2006-08-21 15:08:56 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1 0

I was a natural blonde (gone redish now), and I was really trying to figure out why green side up related to the colors! wow. this is a good one. i gotta keep you on my watch list now ;)

2006-08-21 21:50:35 · answer #2 · answered by sherdencutiepie 2 · 0 0

I must admit that really was very cute! I will have to forward this to my mother in law, she is so the typical blond! Thank you for the laugh!

2006-08-21 21:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 0 0

I told that one myself, a couple of weeks ago, but it is still a funny one.

Thanks for the fresh-up.

2006-08-22 00:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by pistola 4 · 0 0

I remember when this used to be a Polack joke. It's still funny, though.

2006-08-21 21:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by Hulkerino 4 · 0 0

This has to be the funniest blonde joke I have ever heard. I love them...give us more...lol lol lol lol

2006-08-21 22:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by ransdoll90 4 · 0 0

hm not funny to me

2006-08-21 21:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very cute : )

2006-08-21 23:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

? sorry i dont get it

2006-08-21 22:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by X 2 · 0 0

that was good!

2006-08-21 21:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by Angie A 3 · 1 0

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