haha thats funny. nope cant say that. all fall short.
2006-08-21 13:59:32
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answered by gsschulte 6
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I am thinking of Carl, who is speaking to Sheen, about some rhetorical question that Jimmy Neutron just asked, and
Carl says, "Is this a trick question?",
and Sheen says: "My Ultra Overlord is going to wipe up the Universe!"
and the rest of us say, "Wha..." because just then, the rapture occurs.
And all the Bhuddists are into the 11th virtue of Happiness, etc...
Me? I'm unloading some VERY big pieces of furniture, alone, with just my teensy carpeted dolly, from a rented old beat-up "local run" truck backed up on a 20% grade drive, and the ramp is at 30%, and the 70" long $2,200 dresser is teetering at the pinnacle, when my dear sweet little old 95 year old neighbor asks me if I could use some help!
I mention that she could catch the pile of rubble and this 300 pound guy, as we descend the 12 foot ramp, at speed!
I often take her to her appointments, and to the grocery, God love her! Then, she responds, "you could use a real helper?!" and I tell her that I could use TWO helpers, so we could both just watch, and kibbutz!
God did watch over me, and protected me, and my old lady friend, from the huge heavy storm clouds that had formed, and from any catastrophe as I unloaded three major pieces of furniture that each weigh 350 pounds.
So, when you ask if I feel that I am good, I know that I am, 'cuz I am going to give you a clue to were to find FREE stuff, that you should really enjoy, and that will teach and educate you!
http://pclinuxos.com
Halleluia Brother!? Schools in Indiana switched, to join the movemet!
2006-08-21 14:15:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Not me. I doubt that there is anyone in the modern world who would be able to truthfully say that they haven't. There is a show that Kirk Cameron does with another gentleman that asks the same question. They show people how they are sinning even though they think that they are good people. Let me ask you three questions.
Have you ever told a lie?
Have you ever looked at a woman with impure thoughts?
Have you ever used God's or Jesus' name in vain?
If you have ever told a lie. What does that make you?
Jesus said that to look at a woman lustfully is to have committed adultery in your heart.
If you have used our lords name in vain you are guilty of blasphemy.
I know that I am all three. A lying, blaspheming, adulterer at heart.
I have never heard anyone answer no to any of these questions. So no matter how good of a person you think you are. You really are not because no sin is greater or less than any other. Christ is our redemption and has paid for all of our sins before-hand. All you have to do is believe in him.
2006-08-21 14:13:31
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answered by joseph g 2
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I like to think that I don't do "evil" things but I know I screw up about 100 times a day even if its only the thoughts in my head..I try to be a "good" person though...
2006-08-21 14:01:31
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answered by the_crest_kid 2
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Well since good and evil are terms of morality, and the morality is what you are taught, this is a difficult question to answer.
I have not done "evil" that I am aware of by destroying or marring, and I have not done good by creating or giving life (unless one counts assisting in the delivery of babies in teh back of a medic unit). So I would have to say I am neutral and strive to maintain a balance in my life.
2006-08-21 14:01:05
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answered by ce1n 2
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That really depends. I mean what may be considered evil to one person may be completely logical to another. You would really need to define evil for me to answer this question, then I would need to confer with the voices and after we reach a verdict I will be able to give you an answer.
2006-08-21 14:03:33
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answered by ? 4
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I attempt to be "good" but as a human I have my faults and do evil without intent. To be perfect, is not to be human. Then again the rules of nature make good and evil difficult to define as death is necessary for life.
2006-08-21 14:03:23
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answered by Moonsilk 3
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I feel I'm good, but everyone performs evil, including me!
2006-08-21 14:00:01
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answered by Anonymous
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I believe I'm a good person and I definitely try to do no evil. I get a little irritated now and then when people belittle my religion, but I try to maintain my cool. Jesus Christ taught us that the greatest command is to love each other. I reflect this and his other teachings in my life.
2006-08-21 14:03:03
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answered by TJMiler 6
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Evil is in the mind. Some tribes foster incest for example, so evil is just a concept that we are taught. Elsewhere it is okay.
2006-08-21 14:01:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh, that'll be me! I always wash behind my ears. I'm respectful to my elders. I never, ever break wind. Yep, I think you'll find I tick all the boxes, so form an orderly line - I'm only charging £10 a blessing! Bargin!
2006-08-21 14:04:18
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answered by warden14 3
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