dear readers this is really important For my drama class I need a joke. A knock-knock joke it has to be clean nothing they would't allow in school. Please help this assignment is due tomorrow! toodles thanks
2006-08-21 13:51:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
first of all.....toodles?
knock knock
who's there
lettuce
lettuce who
lettuce in it's cold outside!
2006-08-21 15:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by tubasteve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Disney.
Disney who?
I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis-see!
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2006-08-21 22:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by shy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock who's there?
Amos
Amos who
A mosquito.
2006-08-21 21:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by flugelberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock - who's there - the tooth fairy - But I havent lost any teeth - that's why I am called the tooth fairy!@
2006-08-21 21:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Gosh, I thought you'd be glad to see me.
2006-08-21 23:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time! I have to pee!
2006-08-21 21:11:07 · answer #6 · answered by beck o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange you glad to see me.
2006-08-21 21:20:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock?
who's there?
inturupting cow...
inturupt....
MOOOOO!!!!!
2006-08-21 21:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by iiTz DiiPset 5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋