please keep them short sweet and clean
I let her pick her favorite--and award the points
2006-08-21 13:50:30 · 7 answers · asked by creative rae 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
knock knock
who's there?
Pooch and Jimmy
Pooch and Jimmy who?
"Pooch" your arms around me and "Jimmy" a kiss
It's pretty corny, but it cracked my four year up
2006-08-21 14:25:09 · answer #1 · answered by mommyof2 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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clean short appropriate jokes for a 4 year old?
please keep them short sweet and clean
I let her pick her favorite--and award the points
2015-08-18 06:07:48 · answer #2 · answered by Engelbert 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Ask her to say "she sells sea shells on the sea shore" 5 times..
2. How do change a pumpkin into another vegetable?
You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash
3. Who always steals the soap in the bathroom?
The "robber" ducky!
4. What is the one word a dog can say ?
Bark!
5. What do you take before every meal?
A seat
6. What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
Pup-corn
2006-08-21 14:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by Newme 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why did the little cookie cry?
because his Mummy was a 'wafer' so long.
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what did 1 traffic light say to the other?
dont look now, i'm changing.
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why is the sand wet?
because the sea-weed.
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what do you get if a cow gets hiccups?
milkshake.
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how do you know which end of a worm is its head?
tickle it in the middle + see which end laughs.
2006-08-21 14:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by msj2uk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gotta tell ya, I thought for sure it was you who told your kid to "suck it" to make up for him calling you "dirty" last weekend! Any time I have had the misfortune to go to Chuck E. Cheese for some brat's birthday party, after about 10 minutes in that place, I'd tell everyone to "SUCK IT", including my own grandma. I think it's probably for the best that I do not have children.
2016-03-23 00:20:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a squirrel out of a tree?
You act like a nut!
2006-08-21 16:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you??
Nacho cheese.
2006-08-24 12:16:37 · answer #7 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is green has four legs and can kill u if it falls out of a tree?
-a pool table
2006-08-21 13:59:11 · answer #8 · answered by Angryboywalter 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What is invisable and smells like a carrot??
2006-08-21 13:59:09 · answer #9 · answered by Heather b 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
A GUY WALKS IN TO A BAR AND SAIDS AAHOW!..........................THATS IT YOU GET IT A BAR HAHAHAHA
2006-08-21 13:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by Francisco R 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋