This guy who keeps looking at my wife at church. Next time he does it, I'm going to bean him good over the head with my Bible. What do you think about that!
2006-08-21 13:29:57 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
why not
2006-08-22 03:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Peace 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The bible says an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Look at his wife and call it a day. If he dosnt have one just turn the other cheek and try to ignore him mabye even move your seat. The bible is your property so you can do anything you want with it. If he ever trys to touch your wife break his right arm and left leg
2006-08-21 13:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by a_king9006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright, you crazy old bastard...that's what I'm talking about! Good Christian acceptance. I actually have another suggestion that might teach that terd who's boss: wait until he needs to use the restroom, then kick him in the back of the knee while he is taking a piss. This will inevitably cause him to lose his center a little and urinate on himself. Just feel proud that you did it in church.
(P.s.) As an mathematician and economist, I'd say it's about 70:30 that all the man is actually doing to attempting to figure out which one of you is the man, you lumpy-breasted half-man.
2006-08-21 13:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the bible is considered "the sword of the spirit" so yes it is a weapon. Hebrews 4:12
For the word (logos) of God is living and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the division of soul and spirit, and of joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.
2006-08-21 13:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that what the Bible was written for?It doesn't sound like you are listening or following what you are supposedly being taught what's in the Holy book. Why not try talking to him or your wife?
2006-08-21 15:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What better weapon against evil than the Word of God? However, I think you would do well to read it so that you might put on the whole armor of God and stop worrying about someone looking at your wife. I think you are one sick dude!
2006-08-21 13:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by missingora 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bean him outside of church. The House of God is no place for violence.
2006-08-21 13:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by Angie, Raised by Wolves 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course, but be carefull you can still get arrested for using holy weapons. The last I heard they were banned in some states.
2006-08-21 13:35:23 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Hex Vision 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Talk about giving "bible thumping" a whole new meaning!
Just walk past him proudly and remember: she is your wife, not his. Be proud that you have a wife that still catches the eye. ;)
2006-08-21 13:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by Heather 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the Word does say that it is powerful...two edged sword..but I'm not too sure that's the way that we are to use it. God also talks of love and forgiveness...remember that.
I think you need to ask God to lead you in this situation...that way..no one gets hurt..lol
And one more thing...a response to another thing that you have said....Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life...you are not!
2006-08-21 13:38:22 · answer #10 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it would only be ok it you are trying to save your life with it. So I do not think using it in your situation would be appropriate. Why not use a book of gospel songs?
2006-08-21 13:36:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋