An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register to buy the food. The saleslady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. So, the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around. But the Sales lady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food. the next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the the sales lady and said, " Put your hand inside here "The Saleslady shook her head. " NO " , she said, " there is probably something in there that will bite me! " "I promise you there is nothing in the box that will bite u. the lady sitcks her hand in and screams
2006-08-21 12:45:27 · 15 answers · asked by teehee311 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wut is in teh box?
2006-08-21 12:46:01 · update #1
It was the old lady's poop. She wanted to buy toilet paper, but decided to "prove" the the salesclerk that it was a legitmate purchase.
2006-08-21 12:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with VA Girl, it's the old lady's poop. She felt she had to prove why she needed toilet paper.
2006-08-21 13:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by Joanie06 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In 1958, it was poop, and the customer wanted Ex-lax. However, toilet paper would be the best answer, because:
IF you can fill a bag with poop, you obviously do NOT need a laxative.
2006-08-21 13:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by L.V. Ames 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then the sweet old lady smiles "Now can I buy some toilet paper"
2006-08-21 12:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by blondie22334455 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And pulls out her hand covered in dog and cat crap!@ Old joke!
2006-08-21 12:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Snakes are in the bidg container
2006-08-21 12:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by Dark flame 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard this one. It's her outcome from bowel movement
2006-08-21 13:17:49 · answer #7 · answered by piyo006 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...because the Love Boat already has a Gopher, get it?
2006-08-21 12:50:51 · answer #8 · answered by caven_2002 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is the answer. B.M.
2006-08-21 14:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not telling you ha ha ha
2006-08-21 12:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋