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i mean seriously, I'm right here! why doesnt anybody believe me? i mean some of you believe all that crap in the bible but wont believe Jesus is finally here to answer all your questions.

2006-08-21 11:50:53 · 45 answers · asked by Jesus Christ 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

i didnt write the Bible you dumbasses

2006-08-21 12:06:57 · update #1

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thats a good question. if i were you i wouldnt tell them. they'll probally crucify you again. isnt it funny how people think that the Bible is the word of god people are dumb. its just stories people

2006-08-21 12:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

It is very clearly set forth in the Scriptures that Jesus Christ will bodily and visibly return to this earth. In the Old Testament there are prophecies which can be fulfilled only by our Lord's return. In the New Testament there are over 300 references to Christ's second coming. Christ Himself emphasized that He would come again. On one occasion He said, "And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am" (John 14:3). On another occasion Jesus said, "You will see the Son of man sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and coming on the clouds of heaven" (Mark 14:62; see also Mark 13:26, Matthew 24:30 and Luke 21:27).

The apostles continued the emphasis on Jesus' return. In 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17, Paul said, "For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever." Revelation 1:7 says, "Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him." The bodily, visible return of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is the Christian's "blessed hope" (Titus 2:13).

2006-08-21 12:16:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It is quite clear, that when he comes the next time the world will be over. He also said, that in the last days there are going to be some, that say, they are Christ and He also told us not believe. I don't think it is a very good idea to make yourself Jesus, since the way you measure, you'll also be measured.... you and I or anyone else can never come close to Jesus.

2006-08-21 12:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by Csaba 2 · 0 0

"At that time, if anyone says to you, 'Look, here is the Christ!' or, 'There he is!' do not believe it. For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect --if that were possible. See, I have told you ahead of time. So if anyone tells you, 'There he is, out in the desert,' do not go out; or 'Here he is, in the inner rooms, ' do not believe it. For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man" (Matthew 24:23-27).

"For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so will be with the Lord forever" (1Thessalonians 4:16-17).

Jesus' second coming is going to be seen by everybody. He's not going to step on earth, since we'll "meet the Lord in the air".

2006-08-21 12:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by Cachanilla 3 · 0 1

I believe that you're Jesus. I believe everything I read. In fact, according to the Office of New Mexico Vital Records and Health Statistics, Jesus was the 20th most popular name. They have birth certificates and everything. So, yes, you just got to be Jesus. You probably have a birth certificate to prove it just like those little New Mexican babies. Am I right?

2006-08-21 12:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

As the lightning flashes in the east, and shines even to the west, so shall the coming of the Son of Man be. Jesus is coming back in a huge, bright glowing spaceship. Watch. therefore, and wait. For you know not what hour the Son of Man shall come.

2006-08-21 12:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by oceansoflight777 5 · 0 0

There will be events that will happen and everyone will know that his second coming had happened. Its said in the bible that he will come to take the bride. Whoever is ready will be taken the rest will be left out. You should watch this move "Left Behind" by director "Victor Sarin" You will understand how the things will look when he comes back.

2006-08-21 12:01:13 · answer #7 · answered by xmltrends 1 · 0 0

Why would they? They didn't believe him the first time. I am 100% that if Jesus came back tomorrow, people would still kick has a$$ all over again.

2006-08-21 11:58:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If the Jews say he's the Messiah, then I'll believe it. They didn't believe the first Jesus guy was the real deal, so if they say a Jesus guy is genuine, then that'll be proof enough.

2006-08-21 11:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0 0

Jesus said "As the sun shines from the east to the west, so also will be the coming of the son of man." It will be the last trumpet call.

2006-08-21 11:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's here in spirit but he will come in full glory with all his angels in the clouds to take us on a 1000 year tour of Heaven. Then Earth will be cleansed by hellfire from heaven, destoying those who prefered doing harm to life without remorse and be enslaved to their wrong choices. They cease existing and saved will exist forever.

2006-08-21 11:54:25 · answer #11 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0 0

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