My girlfriend always just assumes that I know things without asking. Case in point; The other day she bought some Ben Wa balls...she told me that she wanted me to put them in her as$ and then pull them out..she said it would turn her on. Well, I've never used them before, but I said okay, why not?
So later that evening we are fooling around...she has all six of them in her as$ with only the string hanging out..she tells me she's ready..now, I figure that it would take some effort to pull those things out of there, so I grab the end and pull as hard as I can, just like I was starting my lawnmower. You should have seen the poop fly!
So four hours later, as we're on the way home from the emergency room, she gives me the silent treatment, and now she won't talk to me. How was I supposed to know?
2006-08-21 11:44:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Um, excuse me, but I take offense to someone calling me names...I happen to have a very respectful job and wonderful reputation...I just enjoy my boyfriends sexual appetite...he knows how to get me going. Unfortunately, he didn't know not to slowly pull it out. He's a little slow at these things. I should have shoved them inside him first for demonstration. Now, back to the question...you ask...the next time I want to get kinky, just ask me how to do it. And those sheets better be changed before I get home from work or none for you tonight~
2006-08-21 12:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by shynomore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear about your trip to the ER and your awkward moments afterward.....
You are right, she should have told you....
Your best damage control now, is to realize that she is probably hurting, not only physically, but emotionally. She is probably embarrassed and humiliated, too. She probably regrets it. She probably realizes that she should have been more specific. She probably feels like she shouldn't have been so adventurous and sexually open with her secret desires.
You should have some empathy and tell her in your own words how you imagine she must be feeling. That shows you want to understand and care about her feelings. Just put yourself in her place and guess.....even if you are wrong, just make this effort. It will mean so much to her and earn you some serious points with her. She might even feel better....
And next time you two are intimate, ask her to show you, to demonstrate on you, what she wants you to do to her. (like have her suck your nipple the way she wants you to suck her clit, and let her use the anal beads on you, the way she wants you to use them on her) I promise, she will specifically show you what turns her on, and how she wants you to touch her. Don't worry about her hurting you or any retribution or anything, so long as you show some sincere empathy.
You are a lucky guy to be with someone who is both adventurous and willing to be open and trust you with her secret fantasies. There are too many people who are too afraid or inhibited with their partner, and they suffer in silent, unsatisfied misery. You should feel grateful, and never take her for granted. Tell her this in your own words. I think she really needs to hear it from you.
2006-08-21 19:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by pandora the cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The basic thing is you went along and let her believe you knew what you were doing . She is not one of the guys who you have to be all macho around, she is your woman so stop trying to know everything and ask exactly what you need to know so you guys dont end up at the emergency room again. simply put talk to her and find out what she wants. communication is EXTREMELY important in the bedroom
2006-08-21 18:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by javaboogieroast 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all your girlfriend is a nasty as$ girl, that is just disgusting. Putting stuff n your as$ is horrible and she needs some serious damn help. Leave her the **** alone!
2006-08-21 18:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by 2good4hem 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yuck
but wouldn't common sense tell you that they should be pulled out SLOWLY???
LMAO
live & learn, huh??
2006-08-21 18:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by bigbadwolfe_2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never knew they made inflatable dolls that pooped.
2006-08-22 03:46:09 · answer #6 · answered by Wanker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you weren't supposed to, but you do now. Apologize and tell her you didn't know how they work.
2006-08-21 18:51:17 · answer #7 · answered by renee1724 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well just tell her that u were sorry and that u will make it up 2 her :)
But why would u want to do that ( have those in your a**???)lol
2006-08-21 18:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't laughed that hard since... I dont know when.
2006-08-21 19:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by LILMAMA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you shouda known better than to do that!
2006-08-21 18:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by Green 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋